I was moving heavy 300 gallon containers and God said “Entre los tres.” Which means between us 3 “You, Jesus and I.” (we will lift it basically what God was saying)
Then I said what about the holy spirit?
I was thinking maybe the holy spirit only sends messages.
Then I heard God speak saying:
“Es muy lento.”
(He is too slow in Spanish)
And I bursted out laughing hahahaha.
A couple of weeks ago
I was laying on my bed and I was speaking with God then I asked which part of God is speaking now. Then God said “The Father” and I was like oh cool so Jesus is there too? Then I heard “Hello” and I was like woah that’s so cool. Then I asked “can I speak with the Holy Spirit?Can you go get him?” And God the father replied saying
“We got in a little fight I can’t.” “I’m joking.” Hahahahaha and I laughed so hard. Just wanted to share a few jokes from God. I love Gods sense of humor. It amazes me just how funny God actually is.
I just heard “Of course, I Am Laughter.”
God is good(:
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